- CIA-trained geese responsible for bringing down NYC plane
- CIA agents fed geese on lunch breaks at DC parks during the 1980s; now they have come back to bite us
- A flock of Canada geese caught on film illegally obtaining Florida driver licenses
- ACLU: Term "Canada geese" may be offensive to some Canadians and some geese; lawsuit pending
- Hugo Chavez offers sanctuary to Canada geese in Venezuela
- Obscure flock of suicidal Palestinian pigeons take responsibility for New York bird strike
- All Jewish geese took the day off yesterday; conspiracy movie "Goose Change" expected soon
- Ted Kennedy calls on Detroit to design cars that can float on water like Airbus 8320
- Witness: Bush looks the other way as geese-striken plane falls in New York
- Study: gravitational pull has worsened in Bush years; things plunge faster
- Obama to reduce gravity by 60% in his first term, pledges to eliminate it completely by 2012, giving airlines better safety and fuel efficiency
- Investigation halted as community groups demand to leave fallen plane's left wing alone
- Sensing blood, mainstream media focuses attention on plane's right wing
- Noam Chomsky justifies bird strike as legitimate use of force against US expansionism by oppressed water fowl
- Geese scabs unwilling to participate in bird strike washed up dead on Long Island beaches; fowl play suspected
- Tragedy in the Hamptons: local reporter attempting to interview grazing geese found dead stricken by a stray golf ball
- In other news: most Canada geese prefer to get medical treatment in the US
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- Vigilante Airbus planes patrol skies over the Bronx
- ACLU offers geese pro bono legal representation, declares them no flight risk, keeps window open
- Plane falls in New York, no one in the White House gets punished -- again!
- Vindicated after all these years, Sen. Kennedy explains how his car was also struck by a flock of Canada geese on a bridge in Chappaquiddick. "This pilot's only mistake was that he didn't wait 24 hrs before notifying his attorney."
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